My favorite Facebook Flair buttons

i thought i should share some of my favorite facebook flair buttons with those of you who don't have facebook....some of them are just too true. :)
-sarcasm: the body's natural defense against stupid.
-best friends, because parents couldn't handle us as sisters.
-i work with kids for a living, what's your superpower?
-i wasn't kicking him, i was riverdancing and he got in the way.
-forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads. (this was on a church sign. )
-i make sarcastic comments during faculty meetings. (that's not nice.)
-sarcastic comments free with friendship.
-i have CDO. it's like OCD only the letters are in alphabetical order. (like they should be.)
-i'm afraid one day i'll meet God, he'll sneeze and i won't know what to say.
-i cried when sirius died. (really, i did. i cried harder when dumbledore died though.)
-silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. (one of my favorites.)
-"i told you so" has a brother. His name is "shut the h*ll up."
-why are so many liberals against killing terrorists, murderers and child rapists, but for abortion?
-when i hear the national anthem, i add the BOOM-CRASH!