- Where is this class going and why am I in this handbasket?
- What is this 'free time' of which you speak?
- Hard work, sacrifice and focus will never show up on tests.
- When's recess?
- Students reach new heights when teachers raise the bar.
- I would prefer not to. -Bartleby the Scrivener
- I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken.
- All children have gifts, they just open them at different times.
- No, your OTHER right foot.
- I'm sorry to hear that, now go do your seatwork.
- You might be a teacher if you are in favor of people having a license before having kids.
- "Official Shusher"
- I do my own math stunts.
- If you worked everyday with your kid x 25, you'd need your summers off too.
- As a matter of fact, I am the grammar police.
- I teach, therefore I am poor.
- To save time, let's assume I know everything.
- I'm confused. Wait, maybe I'm not.
And last but not least.......
- No Child Left Behind: Keeping millions of No. 2 Pencil factory workers employed for years to come.
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